Announcements for this Labor Day weekend

Brethren,

Big things await us. Here they are, in no particular order:

1. The Honorable Dan Schwab has the lesson on Sunday. No pressure, Dan - just make sure this is the best work you've ever done or else your car will be the fabulous prize for the item below. Here's the topic.

2. The University First Ward of Zion will be hosting a Fantasy Football League. The Elders Quorum, frankly, is on the spot here because the ward's most fanatical Football fan is Tryna Lott, by a long shot. You can try to outfox her, it will not end well. We're inviting the Relief Society to join in on this. There will be a fabulous prize for the winner, but we know not yet what. Technically it'll be decided in January, when we'll have a budget again! Here is the page, and we need YOU to sign up to compete. The draft is on September 22 at 8PM.

3. This Sunday is Fast Sunday.

4. Next Sunday is Stake Conference at the Stake Center.

5. New home teaching routes are imminent. You are forewarned.